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Michael Malone

LUKE WARM WATER

“I’m leaving for the day,” Robert shouted into the depths of a big hollowed-out tree.

12 min readJan 8, 2024

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LUKE WARM WATER

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Michael Malone

Skates & Cake

I prepared this story for a live storytelling event with The Moth here in Los Angeles. The theme of the event was, “Birthdays” and my…

4 min readJun 9, 2022

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Skates & Cake

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Michael Malone

Thirty-Nine

I’ll be thirty-nine next month. THIRTY-NINE. Wow. Honestly, I never thought I would make it this far. I’m not quite sure what to do with…

4 min readJan 25, 2022

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Thirty-Nine

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Michael Malone

My Hands

My hands look different. More wrinkles, gashes, and my skin is weathered. Sun beat even. Tiny hairs are now appearing on my knuckles, I…

3 min readMar 21, 2021

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My Hands

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Michael Malone

A Dope Reflection

I used to smoke to cope,

2 min readFeb 20, 2021

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A Dope Reflection

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Michael Malone

A Neverending Sadderday

I have been thinking a lot about time lately. In a world in which we used to complain about not having enough of it, I would argue that…

3 min readDec 24, 2020

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A Neverending Sadderday

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Michael Malone

Can You Feel Lonely When You’re Around Other People?

Short answer: Yes. Longer Answer: Fuck yeah, dude!

1 min readDec 22, 2020

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Can You Feel Lonely When You’re Around Other People?

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Michael Malone

Nostalgia? I Barely Know Her

The holiday season is upon us once again, so I thought this would be a perfect time to talk about something that plagues all of us around…

7 min readDec 18, 2020

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Nostalgia? I Barely Know Her

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Michael Malone

Do Your Characters

This is a piece I wrote for Face the Current Magazine back in 2017. It’s based on an episode with Comedian Becky Robinson on my…

4 min readDec 12, 2020

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Do Your Characters

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Michael Malone

How to Work from Home During the Apocalypse

Okay, full disclosure, I wrote this back in March when we were all supposed to be going on a brief lockdown for three weeks. It’s now…

5 min readDec 12, 2020

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How to Work from Home During the Apocalypse

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Michael Malone

Michael Malone

Award-winning comedian, film director and author of the book Dead Serious. Also been seen on Comedy Central, Showtime, FOX, Hulu.

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